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One often follows the other.
ReplyDeleteHello again, dear.
ReplyDeleteHey, darling.
DeleteI think some of your writing would be at home on a better class of fortune cookie fortunes.
It doesn't pay much but the karmic benefits can't be beat. You in?
I'll handle the popsicle in stick jokes.
Sounds like a plan.
DeleteThough, I do pity whoever has to eat a cardboard-flavored cookie while reading a slip of paper that says something along the lines of "today is a good day for geese" -- or some other nonsense.
I hate to differ with you, but I can't imagine anything that would make eating a cardboard-flavored cookie more worthwhile than the thought that perhaps somehow, somewhere a goose may benefit from it.
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