4.19.24

 Can't even change his own oil. 

Trust me, there's enough turmoil

to make your skin boil.


Bubble, bubble, and toil. 

Watch out, here comes my recoil.

Because you were nothing but disloyal.


So now I'm free to take my crown back, just like a mother fucking royal.

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