12.20.24

Let's move to New York Eat Chinese food Fuck each other's brains out on the floor Consume consume consume Only he says it so much better than you do
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Sir, it's 2 p.m. and we're on a crowded city street... (Archive)

 All I wanted to do was go grocery shopping, 

whereupon I saw a man whose pants were dropping. 

I thought for sure there was no way, 

until I had to avoid his urine spray. 

To pee right on a public street with such ease!

Surely, this must be some new form of disease. 

No shame in sight for this poor fellow --

I'm glad I moved before he turned my white shoes yellow.

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